Success

Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable. – Fran Lebowitz Advertisements

Shocks

Do sit down, Sergeant. Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent. – The Wicker Man (1973)

The Same?

I thought you’d be forever the same, when did you become so easy to change? –  Swing – Zero 7  

Introspection

One could argue that most of the trouble in the world is caused by introspection. – Long Way Down – Nick Hornby  

October

It’s a funny kind of month, October. For the keen cricket fan it’s when you discover that your wife left you in May. Dennis Norden

Like a Duck

Be like a duck my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. – Michael Caine

Some Day

Some day, we will look back on this and plough into a parked car. – Evan Davis

Middle of the Night

Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night. –  What The Dead Men Say – Philip K. Dick 

Peanut Butter

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown in “Peanuts” – Charles M. Schulz

Smart or Pleasant

Years ago my mother said to me, ‘In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.’ For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. – Elwood P. Dowd (Jimmy… Continue reading